电脑幽默1（Computer humor 1）.docVIP

电脑幽默1（Computer humor 1） Computer humor A wide variety of computer languages often leave us programmers wondering what kind of language they are using. A small one below Type meetings will help clarify your doubts. Mission: shoot your own foot C: shoot your own foot. C: you inadvertently generated a bunch of your own examples, so I had to shoot them one by one foot. Emergency rescue is Impossible because you dont know which one is your real copy, which only points to your pointer. FORTRAN: you shoot your toes one by one, cycle until you hit all the toes, and then you read them One foot and repeat it. If you dont have a bullet, you have to go on, because you dont have an unexpected handling mechanism. Pascal: the compiler doesnt allow you to do this. ADA: after youve packed your feet carefully, youre trying to bounce, pull, and scream in a parallel way, And shoot your own foot. However, when you try it, you find your feet are of the wrong type. LISP: youre shooting your arms and legs with a gun with your arms in your arms. Forth:. Your foot has shot from you Prolog: you told the program that you wanted to shoot your own foot. The program will automatically find specific plans, but the language The law is not allowed to tell you these plans. Basic: you hit your own foot with a gun. If it is in a large system, repeat until your lower body is submerged Immersion. VisualBasic: youre just pretending to be on your feet. But you think this? Its more fun, so it doesnt matter. Unix: %lsfoot. Cfoot. Hfoot. Otoe. Ctoe. O %rm*. O Rm:. Onosuchfileordirectory %ls % Paradox: not only can you shoot your own foot, but also your users. Access: you aimed your gun at your own foot, but the bullet labeled Borland all around it The floppy disk of the word made a hole. Assembler: you tried to shoot your own foot and found you had to make the guns yourself, Bullets, sights, and your feet. Modula2: when you finally understand what has nothing to do with this language, you put a bullet in your