封神演义冷笑话集(zz)（ZZ jokes）.doc

封神演义冷笑话集(zz)（ZZ jokes） Sender: kongwolf (I is the legend of the blame is Shu), letter: MythLegend Title: FengShenYanYi jest (zz) Return: (23 00:30:47 May Wed Mizuki community station, 2007) The following text is reproduced from the Joke [discussion] Sender: Udinese (Udine J), the letter: Joke Title: FengShenYanYi jest (zz) Return: (23 00:19:52 May Wed Mizuki community station, 2007) Screwed up goddess Temple (a) The poem on the wall and left king zhou. See poetry rage back into Nuwa, oath out soup. Boy: mother, why? (this poem is not in praise of your beauty?) The dead king Zhou Nuwa: dare to bully my illiterate! The boy:...... Screwed up goddess Temple (two) She went straight to the Yin dynasty song, Lu Yu Jiao Yin Hong, suddenly changed colour turn back to the palace. Wa: let the world continue a good 28 years of Shang dynasty. Boy: why? Wa: didnt see the two cute little teenage boy? If you destroy business now they do not have the hang together? Too cruel Anyhow, the beauty a beautiful young teenage boy start again. The boy:...... Screwed up goddess Temple (three) Nuwa back to the palace after removing the gourd, a cover would see the trick with white light into the palace top demon streamers, stop at four or five feet. Nu wa:...... A stick of time. Nu wa:...... Another incense time past. Nu wa:...... Who is going to move the demon pull down from the ceiling fan? This story tells us that if the housing layer of your distance less than 10 meters, please do not use magic in the room. Yunzhongzi (a) recorded gossip One day see cloud neutron southeast and cut loose face, remove the demon sword. The boy told about portal, cloud cloud and neutron Go. Boy: Master, you go to the southeast of Yaoqi, east? Unfortunately, yunzhongzi had gone away not to hear. The cloud came to the neutron Luchi Chaoge, wrong be wrong to recruit nearly kill daji. Na Zha Nao Hai (a) Na Zha was born to taiyizhenren shoutu. Taiyi: general a few childe? Li Jing: not only has two sons, Long Yue J