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电脑和网络趣话（Computer and network than）

电脑和网络趣话（Computer and network than） Computer and network than It is our pick Computer fans love stories 1. Date -- Im going to visit a new homepage. 2. The impression of her girlfriend looks very friendly interface. 3. Write - write applications. 4. Marry you is willing to share a host with me? 5. Check ups - we went for a system to detect and kill the virus. 6. The layout of the new house -- our desktop rearrangement about it! 7. - I finally get married with her network! 8. - I quarrel and she is a little incompatible. 9. The wife is pregnant, she in the development of a new generation of products. 10 gave birth to twins - ha ha, with a backup file! . Windows 2000 The following is a new feature of Microsoft Corps projected release of Windows 2000 1. may cancel 99% of keyboard keys 2. you must enter a social security number before you start 3. press any key to continue or any key to cancel 4. press any key except... (no, no, no...) 5. press Ctrl+Alt+Del to start a IQ test 6. close three eyes, equal to press [Esc] 7., Bad, command, or, file, name! Will appear in the corner of the screen 8. please wait a moment, ready to close Windows, do you have new GAME? 9., the system prompt: file storage error, whether to format the hard disk? (Y/Y) 10. information from GATES God: restart the world, please cancel. 11. to close your machine, enter WIN 12. Breakfast.sys halt food Plug-in port initialization error 13. coffee.vxd missing, insert a cup and press any key to continue... 14. congress.dll error, restart Washionton.D.C.? (Y/N) 15. File not Found, do you want to forge one? 16., Bad, or, Missing, Mouse, switch to CAT? 17., Runtime, Error, 6D, at, 417A:32CF, pirated users! 18. read the FAT area error: change it? (Y/N) 19. fatal error 16547: LPT1 not found using backup device (PencilPaper.sys) 20. User64.dll Error: please change the user 21. Windows VirusScan1.0 - Windows 2000 virus was found, whether to clear it? 22. start information: welcome to the world of Microsoft - your