生活中的40条经典笑话,原来爸妈也可以如此欢乐!（40 classic jokes in life that parents can be so happy!）.doc

生活中的40条经典笑话,原来爸妈也可以如此欢乐!（40 classic jokes in life that parents can be so happy!） Guiding language: in your impression, what kind of image is mom and dad? Serious? Or cheerful, open-minded? Today, Xiao Bian and we share a family made 40 jokes, so that parents to see children and parents between the original can also be so happy! 1, a few days ago bought a skirt today, first put on in the face of parents show, and to show off their own super love said above lace. At that time my father came to me, I used the mosquito net for decades, now called lace.. 2, I speak, give instructions, never understand, execute, understand in execution...... Dont think its a certain chairman. Thats what my father said. 3, mom, have my sneakers been washed? My mother:...... Washed...... Part。 Me: which part? My mom: shoelaces...... 4, my office wall hung a calendar (14 sheets of paper), cover and back cover are two dolphins, from January to December were painted 12 zodiac. My mother had nothing to do, just flip over the calendar and mutter...... Mom: 06 year is the year of the dog, that is what this year? I: Pig ah, not what the order of the 12 zodiac calendar...... One by one round down. Mom: Oh, the original of this year is the year of the pig ah, day is a really fast, next year is the year of the dolphin...... 5, the very popular QQ car. Mum: autumn and autumn! Me: QQ! Mom: buckle up! Me: QQ! Mom: ball! Me:...... The 6 day, the family sit together for dinner, television broadcast of the penguins, when I shouted cute, my grandmother blurted out: can you eat it? I was on the spot, she also said: he is, or keep it to do what? 7, once I dysmenorrhea, at home to find my mother groan and moan let me eat painkillers. I said it had to have Alzheimers disease, I do not eat, and then continue to hum. Finally my mother was humphsquirts tired, said: eat eat, not old, you are now to dementia 8. Call home. My mother answered, and asked me who I was. I called a mother, and my mother agreed, and then a