网络笑话（Network joke）.doc

网络笑话（Network joke） 1, the University of sleep called to tell me that the tear, ending a 27 year career. After congratulating you, I asked XE for details. As a result, he said his girlfriend was also there, and then cited the original dialogue below...... I cant find it at first. No, I cant find it. You havent watched X too much. Really, I cant find it. She doesnt know. How did that end up? Stop, Google first....... 2, today, we die an old woman, peoples families are crying bitterly, suddenly a cell phone rang, the cottages voice is huge... Today is a good day Everything that you think can be done Tomorrow is a good day Open the door, we greet the spring breeze 3, todays husband to buy a new mobile phone slightly Later, he was driving, and I helped him with all kinds of settings to download software You can put 4 contacts on your desktop, I copied the business card of SIM card I saw a man named wife adult Im happy to put it in the first contacts seat Then try it and hit it 1 times. The call is through, But my cell phone didnt ring 4, the little girl downstairs... 11:55... A howling mad, crazy cry, zamen, call my dad opened the door, she didnt dare to sleep alone, she would sleep with Daddy. Daddy. The dead has been deaf wood reaction, the child has been crying howl has smashed the door, crying... Crying... Half an hour the past... Pretty desperate call: Dad, aunt open the door! Open the door! I want to go to bed... 5, one day, stealing food online, just finished stealing my friends phone call The result is his mother Fuck: is that XX? Me: Yes. Whats wrong, Auntie? Fuck: you stole my food?? dont steal it 6, this morning received a note, saying: teacher, our class classmates at school because the hospital invalid... my mind, a loud bang bang, a few days ago still living people, how now... My tears uproar came down, and cried, and pick up the note, see suddenly: so today go to the city to continue treatment, hope the teacher leave! 7, still remember the first time to ex