《都是外乡人》小品台词（The short lines of strangers）.docVIP

《都是外乡人》小品台词（The short lines of strangers） 1, telephone, feed, general manager! You have to pay New Years call, hey hey, hello phone. Narrator, trouble, things like this, my girlfriend is the general manager of my boss just beautiful call, say to see me home to my mother, I am afraid! Because I always talk to her, say my home is Singapores Nanyang, actually, my hometown is Liaoyang in the northeast, or in the country, which dont have an accident. In order not to expose the identity of today say what also dont want to let my mother said I changed to northeast, now, with the street dialect called mom, Hello, mother narrator. Mother ah, mother ah. Oh the trouble, I call her mother did not understand, also stresses the Northeast words ah. Mom, what ah, hurry to come out. 2 ah, yes, oh oh, son, what is it? 1 mom, mom, mom, I told you for a while, our manager will come to see you 2 this is also quite good. 1 not too good, because Ive been telling her well, my home is Singapore Nanyang, so you dont speak northeast words le The 2 to what I said. 1 now I want to teach you a few words of the South most slag words 2 this means I wont learn. 1 hey, mom, the South conversation, are the characteristics of a is two, two is a, is the Mou is hen, say to Joseph being well cut well cut a maternal issue amount, a problem ah quack ah, oh well cut cut Ma amount. The 2 words have birdstwitter and fragrance of flowers. 1 not have Xiao Xiao ah, she is not only my manager: Oh, we have now, has been doing. 2 ye, the manager phase you The 1 phase is ah, I took her 2 golden monkey ah, ah, ha ha ha 1 Why are you still call my nickname, a drop of golden monkey monkey, the manager is here. You have to call me a call me Fandy In 2, large. Son mother will tell you, for you this thing, you teach the mother how say ye say, 1 I tell you mom, is actually very simple, I want to ask your manager, answered, plus the word, 2? 1 friends. 2 friends. 1 for example, she asked you, have you eaten yet, you will an