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傻子上学(Fools go to school)
傻子上学(Fools go to school)
Fools go to school
Phone rings!
Student a: class begins, class begins.
Student B: Well, its time for class, class, hurry up, class soon.
Student a: the monitor is good.
Student B: Hello, ah, I heard that our class has come to a new head teacher, and still a woman.
Student a: it is male or female, to get rid of her so.
Student B: Well...
Student C: Well, you two are good.
Student a student B: good morning!
Student C: so long ago, eh, did you hear that our class changed the class teacher again?.
Student a student B: Yes, I know. I knew it long ago.
Student C: eh, and still a woman.
Student a student B: I know, and I know.
Student C: eh, or well stay with her all the time. Give her a nickname.
Student a: ah, yes, yes, thats a good idea. Whats that nickname?.
Student C: ah, called morning glory.
Student a: morning glory, too too too.
Student B: how about that? Lets call her an old hen.
Student a: ah, old hen.
Student B: Well...
Student a: avian flu is very serious now. Still dare to call the old hen.
Student C: yes.
Student B: thats called, eh, just so so. Well, call her an old maid.
Student a student C: OK.
Student a: This is good, this is good, this is good.
Student B: thats a good idea. Then will you applaud? (pointing to student c)
Student C: I dont call.
Student B: then you call (point to student a)
Student a: I dont, either.
Student B: so you dont call her? She doesnt, either. Whos calling?
Student C: ah, yes, fool will come, let him call.
Student B: Oh, good idea. Thats a good idea.
Student a: thats a good idea.
Student B: fool, class, class, class.
Idiot student: come here. (dancing on the floor) what do you laugh at? Ive never seen a handsome guy, huh?
Student a: eh, eh, fool.
Idiot student: Well...
Student a: another new class teacher came to our class. We nicknamed her an old maid. Shes here for a moment. Your name is...
Idiot student: I dont call.
Student a: why?
Silly student: you always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you sh
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