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幽默一下（Humor!） 1, a person often with wine too. A friend advised him to say: you should not drink wine, wine jar mouth cloth, often the first to go bad. You can drink less later! The man replied, but the meat in the lees is the least perishable.! 2, a friend bought a lot of gifts to the Beijing circle, one of which is a funny notebook, martial arts cheats binding, write sunflower four words. Today, we ate together, divided up our presents, and left our notebooks in the hotel when we left. The hotel waiter came out and shouted, wait a minute. the friend walked back in front of his last friend and shouted, Sir, your sunflower book has been forgotten.. 3, Xiao Su went to the station to give, spat, it happens to be a red armband is: the old lady caught spitting, a fine of 10 yuan! Small Su even busy ask: a few days ago 2 pieces!! The old lady tore off the ticket and said, now the fines have all been changed. You see, the ticket has a number printed on it. Every Tuesday, its 1000 yuan.! You have to keep your list! Remember to lottery oh 4, a woman carrying a child on the bus, the child crying very badly. How could she not get quiet, and a man sitting next to her angrily said, well, the boy really can cry. What do you want him to give you? The childs mother replied, but he wants your funny hat.. 5 the match girl lit the last match. The light of the fire was beginning to shine, and a pattern was faintly displayed on the wall! 6, which is more important, wisdom or money? Wisdom, of course! Yet wisdom without profit is not good wisdom. 7, society is a ship, everyone must be prepared to fall into the water. 8, the city people want to eat more and more meat on rural people. City dwellers go to the countryside at leisure, and people in the country go to town in leisure. City people spend money sweating, and rural people sweat to earn money. 9, the lack of social experience means that we can not cheat others. 10, an optimistic person, attitude should be: first, the world of sorrow