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哄女朋友开心的五十七条超搞笑短信1（Fifty-seven funny messages to coax a girlfriend 1）.doc

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哄女朋友开心的五十七条超搞笑短信1（Fifty-seven funny messages to coax a girlfriend 1）

哄女朋友开心的五十七条超搞笑短信1（Fifty-seven funny messages to coax a girlfriend 1） Coax girlfriend happy fifty-seven super funny text messages, ha ha! 2009-06-07 15:01 (| classification: default classification) 1. excuse me, who are you? I guess youre Sheng Jinbin, arent you? Or Ai Baiwu (250), right? Otherwise, Qin shou (Beast), will not be Mei Renxing (no human nature), if not all, then I conclude that you are Bian Tai (metamorphosis)! 2. good health teeth; I wish you a happy voyage. along the way, halfway missing;, halfway down; happy every day, often abnormal; laugh, laugh! 3. if I were to ride a horse, you can call my groom; if I drive, you can call my Carter; if I were the cashier, what should you call me again? 4., a US missile hit the Baghdad zoo, where thousands of animals began to flee for their lives. Just received news that a frightened and mutated chimpanzee has fled to the street, watching text messages! 5. listen! I want to chase you! Its you that Ive been looking for! I wont miss the chance this time! I must catch up with you...... Dead cockroach, catch you, trample you! 6. psychological test: if you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run faster than the bear; 2 runs; 3 you than bear run slow...... Answer: 1 you are more animals than animals; 2 you are an animal; 3 you are not as good as beasts 7. in the vast sea of humanity, for your heart, you do not care about the expression, but let me pain, your indifference let me dare not express their minds, but I want you to know that now I inextricably bogged down in...... You stepped on my foot, 37828 sent 35794, your phone balance has been less than 0.1 yuan, please in the near future: sell women sell rice, Nabe Uritetsuuri some blood, sell land, sell his wife, pay the bill! 8., just talking with friends, I quarrel with them, and almost started to fight, because some of them say you are like monkeys, and some say you are like orangutans. Thats too much...... You look like a pig 9., I was on the road side, saw a pe