笑话大全,不好笑你抽我（Joke, no funny, you smoke me）.doc

笑话大全,不好笑你抽我（Joke, no funny, you smoke me） Killing me, at first I could not live in hold 1, I am female, 23 years old. Recently, because of a little trouble, I always feel chest tightness, poor breathing, and the other no feeling. Mother worried, took me to see a doctor, the doctor said no problem, my mother does not worry, dragged me to see Chinese medicine. The doctor is an old man, look and smell, asked me: your chest is not the day obviously, the evening they have what feeling? I think back, and think so, and answer, yes.. My mother asked: how is this child? The great uncle of China dialed his glasses and looked up at me and said, the bra is small.! What the hell！ A house is covered with mouth laugh, sister messy! The words go home, change a bra, wear a vest, really breathe happily. 2. primary school, the first lie. Once, the school to pay, mother gave 100 yuan, but the class confiscated the day, after school saw the roadside there are snacks sold, did not stop buying three dollars to eat. When I got home, my mother asked, did you pay? Confiscated today.. Mom: Oh, what about the money? Take out the money: here it is!! Mother: how do you have 97? Head down: Oh, I lost three bucks when I came back.. Mother smiled:... The sound of the palm touching the face... . 3, I have a junior high school classmate, his brother in the * * school north, to the south, what season is cold, he also was used in the course of time. One summer night, he felt himself in half awaken between the flow of water nose, because sleep is very cool, too lazy to get out of bed sheet, then rub ah wipe, then pulled the quilt on the wall to wipe wipe, wipe to wipe,...... Slowly and again fell asleep On the second morning, he was ah! A scream woke up and didnt understand what was going on, XX said!! Xx!! You wake up!! Wake up!! He sat up and was dazed. He was trapped and thought, whats the matter?! The truth of the matter is: he is not actually runny nose, but the summer heat, nosebleeds.............