精神病院的笑话（A psychiatric joke）.doc

精神病院的笑话（A psychiatric joke） Mental hospital joke,.Txt two people quarrel, first say sorry people, and not admit defeat, and not forgive. He only cares more about the relationship than the other. (1) A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, thats serious. Since when did it start? Patient: since I was a little bird. (2) There is a mental hospital doctor asked the patient if I cut off your ear, what would you do? The patient replied, I cant hear that.. The doctor listened: Uh huh. Quite normal. The doctor asked: what if I bring you another ear also cut off, what would you do? The patient replied, I cant see it.. The doctor began to get nervous: why cant you see? The patient replied, because the glasses will fall.. (3) Two nerve patients escaped from the hospital. The two men ran, ran, and climbed into a tree. One of them jumped off the tree, rolled and rolled. Then he raised his head and said to the man above: Hello!...... Why dont you come down? The man above said, no!...... Line...... Ah...... Im not ripe yet...... (4) There was an old woman in the neurological hospital, dressed in black every day with a black umbrella and crouched in a lunatic hole Entrance of hospital. The doctor thought, to heal her, begin by understanding her.. So the doctor was dressed in black, with a black umbrella, and crouched down there with her. Two people utter not a single word of the squat for a month. The old lady finally spoke to the doctor. Excuse me, please....... You...... Is it letinous edodes too? (5) A mental hospital heard that the leader would come to the hospital for examination, so the president summoned the patient to a meeting, The dean said, this afternoon, there are important leaders coming to visit. All the people are welcome to the gate.. In the happy When we meet, all the patients are standing on both sides of the hospital entrance. We should stand in order. When I cough, everyone will drum together Palm, the more warm