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每天十笑话 开心每一天!（Ten jokes every day, happy every day!） Zheng Yuanjie: I went to an entrepreneurs business. In the bathroom, friends look at the urine stains on the urinal floor, saying that these people always urinate outside, and it is useless to post a reminder. I think there are ten words in the prompt: a small step forward and a civilized stride. I said, I give you the broad and profound Chinese, minus two words, I will no one outside of urine. Sure enough, after his male employees go to the toilet, no one outside the urine. The eight words are: urine to the outside, that you short. 7 Zambia 2011-1-21 22:17 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 2 floor To 19 points in the toss, finally will eat into the belly, and the little guy went for a time to go to the square, has been filled with the crowd, the square is on the Rabbit Dance, a group of people age is under 1 years old, is not capped, in dancing the dance, the key here, I saw a green old man, slipped into the crowd, because I pick up a bottle of mineral water, the old man also played the rabbit dance dance, so 10000 Red a little green, I kuanghan!!!!! 2011-1-21 22:18 reply Eight hundred and twenty-three million nine hundred and ninety-seven thousand nine hundred and four 56 fans The 3 floor A statistical teacher in a specialist is more intelligent than a fairy. The first day of the class ---- The teacher announced: my class, you can very easily, you can eat breakfast, but to eat nutritious, basically except steak, I do not want to see people dont eat food; to sleep can also, but must cover the quilt...... Classmates laugh. The teacher continued: the only thing I care about is that the phone must be off, because I definitely dont allow anyone to disturb the sleeping classmates.. The class laughed again. By the end of the final examination, everyone was busy answering, and finally the bell rang...... The teacher began to roll, one of