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经典言语（Classical speech） 1, female bathroom fire, people inside a scene of chaos, naked rushed out, shining white cloud on the street, a man shouting come over, the woman suddenly wake up, but important part in three, rush Wu is not come, at a loss. Then the old man shouted, just cover your face, all the same.! - Under special circumstances, it is impossible to grasp all aspects of the work 2, Miss Zhao Si from the age of sixteen with Zhang Xueliang. With a year, with three years of adultery; an affair; with sixty years, will become the eternal love! - A lot of things dont look like they dont do it, and see how long you do it 3, in the beginning of the courtesan small Impatiens, if with the migrant workers, it belongs to the anti object; she is married to Cai E, the historic leave Fang; if she told Sun Zhongshan that they could become the mother of the country. - Its not what you do, but who you do 4, a company in the urinal with one: a small step forward, a step of civilization, there are still many results on urine stains. Later, the company learned the lesson carefully and redesigned it to urinate less than the pool, which means you are short; the urine outside the pool shows you are soft, and the result is much cleaner than before. - Investment advice to clients must be specific, accurate, Central 5, one day, the female secretary looked dignified and said: Wang total, Im pregnant.. Wang continued to look down at the document and then smiled faintly. I got it early.. Female secretary Leng Mei laughs: I joke with you! Wang raised his head and looked at her, drank tea said: me too. - A man who is mixed with rivers and lakes must not panic, let the bullets fly for a while 6 men to propose a marriage, parents: please introduce yourself. - A said, I have ten million; - I have a mansion, worth twenty million, says B Parents are satisfied. Ask C, whats in your house? - C: I dont have anything. Theres only one child in your daughters belly. - AB speechless and gone. - The