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搞笑名言（Funny quotes） 1. handsome with a fart, but in the end is not eaten by death! 2. you are the electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth... 3., not afraid of being used, afraid you useless. 4. so many people despise me, who are you? 5., life since ancient times, who does not die, which shit, not paper. 6. dont steam steamed bread for a breath, OK? 7. great men die in flowers! 8. married the rich. 9. nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationship. 10. as long as the hoe dance well, then there is a corner of the wall can not dig down? 11., in rivers and lakes mixed, preferably a bachelor!! 12. most people only do three things: a lifetime of self deception, deceptive, be bullied. 13. dont be lazy with me, Im too lazy to compare with you 14. money is not everything. 15. women for Yue himself, let the man for Yue himself, poor! 16. is gold, will always spend; is a mirror, always reflective... 17. heaven sent you a pair of wings, it should be braised... 18., the only woman and English sad also, only wife and work hard to find also 1, no matter how high the woman, squat down can only wet the foot of the land; men fierce, standing higher, urine farther! 2. Does female mantis eat male praying mantis after mating? Is it cruel? Some women, however, swallow countless offspring while mating...... 3, as people will praise It differs from man to man. chastity, a girl is a virgin, but also ridicule a boy is a virgin. 21, Professor Chen Ning Yang told us: beauty is very important, old also need ~! 23, the mouse called the cat: Hello, ah! The meal is OK already! Missy right down! The cat wants to reach out his mouse out. Pants, pants to dig into the night, his voice is still second days. 24. Marriage is like eating. You must order what you like, but when you get to the table, you cant help but look at other peoples plates. What you cannot get is the best. 25, conflict with the people, take a step as boundless as the sea and sky; after his girlfriend, step back em