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笑话txt（Joke TXT） Money is more important than life! Li Ming is a big spender, but he sees more money than he does. Not long ago, he spent nearly a million yuan to buy a luxury Mercedes Benz car, want to show off in front of friends. One day, he was driving around in a new car, just as he was about to stop the car for a moment, and a container truck roared past. As the distance between the two cars was too close, the container car crashed the car near the side of the steering wheel. Li Ming immediately grabbed the cell phone alarm, less than five minutes, the police rushed to the scene. Before the police had time to ask, Li Ming screamed hysterically: last month spent nearly a million yuan to buy this luxury Mercedes Benz, which is finished.. It seems that no further repairs will be possible. May be tired, Li Ming finally calmed down. The policeman shook his head and said, I cant believe you guys are more serious about life than you are.. You only pay attention to your car, and even do not pay attention to your body. What do you mean by that? Li Ming said bitterly Dont you know that your left arm is no longer there? said the policeman Oh dear!! Li Ming shouted. My Rolex watch and diamond fingers are missing.. Intolerable Cruelty A couple is drying fish on the beach, and Mrs. sees a three - point swimsuit The girl standing on the beach giggle and flirt. Hello, look.! She shouted to her husband, shes exactly like your adoring Monroe.. But the husband ignored and continued to work. What? Arent you really interested in anything? The wife asked in surprise. Of course, the husband said coldly. If shes really like Monroe, youre absolutely not. Ill see. 2. people wearing golden clothes than an amazing 3. the number 3 on the way zouya... Turned a somersault and then to turn a...... Over and over 4. after a dog after a single plank bridge is not called C gifted with an extraordinary retentive memory 5. mobile phone can not fall into the toilet and wet it (or wet) 7. bee stops o