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脑筋急转弯积累(Brain spin accumulation)
脑筋急转弯积累(Brain spin accumulation)
Why, good horse does not eat grass? The grass is all left behind
2, why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Thermal expansion and contraction
3, why does the Dayan fly to the south in the fall? If you go, its too slow
4, why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? Namo Amitabha
5, why does Statue of Liberty always stand in New York harbor? She cant sit down
6, why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Frog fouls with breaststroke
7, a dog never takes a bath. Why dont you give birth to lice? Goushenggou
8, why can the horse of Lao Wangs family eat the elephant of Lao Zhangs house? They are playing chess
9, Zhang never walk without touching the ground, this is why? Because Xiao Zhang is wearing shoes
10, the farmer raises 10 oxen, only 19 horns, why? There is a rhino
11, Xiao Mings grandfather brushing his teeth while singing, excuse me, why? Brushing is false teeth
12, a fierce hungry cat, see the mouse, why run? Batui ran to catch
13, Xiao Hong and her mother are in the same class. Why is that? My mother is a teacher and Xiao Hong is a student
14, neighbor Lis roof leaks why sometimes, sometimes not leaking? Of course not sunny rain genius leaks, leakage
15, why the two tigers fight, to fight a fight at outrance never give up? Because nobody dared to mediate
16, the wolf dragged the mother sheep lamb, why also to make no reply? The lamb is not yet born
17, a chicken, a goose, put in the refrigerator, the chicken froze to death, but the goose is alive, why? Its Penguin
18, Xiao Chen went to the cinema on the weekend, and went to the cinema, but could not see half of them. Why? People are all one by one, no half
19. What line does the monkey most dislike? Parallel lines, without intersecting (bananas)
20, Xiao Mings stomach is already bloated can not stand, why does he still have to stop drinking water? Falling into the river, forced
21, there are six steamed buns in the basin, six children ea
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