英语课堂搞笑对话.doc

英语情景对话,自己和舍友5个人在课堂上表演过.材料是自己整合了几个小故事和网上的对话小片段,在此为需要帮助的同学提供点参考.为了更好的说明,中间穿插了汉语.(英语水平不行啊).主要以娱乐为主.故事大概是这样的,有一个老师(也是旁白)和他的四个学生,一个美国人,一个印度人,一个中国人,一个日本人.看到这儿,应该可以猜到内容了,恶搞日本人的.对话如下: Pangbai: Long time ago, I was a teacher in a village and My name is Hutu and I have four students: an American. a Chinese , an India and a Japanese. Now they are coming . 四个人登场,进行自我介绍 (印度人):Good morning, boys and girls. I’m India and the monitor of the class. (中国人): Hello, everyone. I’m Chinese. (美国人): Hi, I’m American. (日本人,自我介绍的时候鞠个躬,显示所谓的礼仪): Hi, I’m Japanese and my English is very poor; Pangbai: During the National Day ,they travelled from Xi’an to Shanghai passby Luoyang. It’s said that some interesting and funny story have been happened when they travelled. Now , they will show us what actually happened in their trip. India: Well, I rent a car, but the car can only take three people. I have an idea that we take turns to ask questions, anybody who give the right answer can get on, or run following the car. Do you agree with me? 三个人异口同声地回答,尤以日本人最活跃. Yes ,sir. No problem. Inida: Now ,as the monitor of the class I will question now. Are you ready? 三个人再次异口同声地回答,日本人还是最活跃 Yes, we are ready. India: Hi ,American, how many sun in the sky? American: Such a simple question. The answer is only one. India: Good job. And Chinese guy, how many moon in the sky? Chinese: So easy, it’s one. Japanese: wow , laughing…,(阴笑) these questions are so simple and our Japanese are so clever. India: Hi. Japanese. Do you know how many stars in the sky? Japanese: Stars? Are you kidding me? Sorry, I don’t know. India(淫笑): I’m sorry, you don’t give me a right answer. So, we three go to Luoyang by car and you follow us. Let’s go.(对其他两人说). Pangbai: Now, the Chinese , the India, the American trave to Luoyang by car and the Japanese have to run following the car. Several days later, the three man have taken a tour in Luoyang and they are talking about their fells