BOSTON+LEGAL：ALAN经典台词精选.docVIP

（一）Boston Legal S2第10集由于Alan的秘书Melissa Hughes的信用卡透支一万美圆却被信用卡公司多加了30%的利息，以至于一万美圆变成了五万美圆。Alan 要为自己美丽的秘书免除这比债务，他对狡猾的信用卡公司总裁说了下面的话：Heres the thing about me.I am not a hoot. But I insist on putting adversary back into the system. And I do it openly and notoriously for all to hear. While a swell guy like you doesnt want the public know that of the thousands of industries tracked by the Better Business Bureau the credit card racket is number one in customer complaints. You dont want them to know that you deliberately target those who wont be able to pay off their debts. People you call, Revolvers. People who see zero percent interest in big blue print and dont know just one minute late payment you skyrocket their interest to thirty percent. That if they so much as inquire about leasing a car you raise their rates. You dont want the public know that while over seven million families have failed for bankruptcy in the last five years you got Congress to change the bankruptcy code to make it next to impossible for people to discharge creadit card debt. You dont want people to know that the creadit card industry is essentially a pack of hyenas crunching on the bones of the poor. Do you? I smell something awful.I think its you. Yes, this case has a stenth of a big tobacoo and asbestos all over it. Luckily our firm has nine offices around the US, London ang Hongkong, strategically positioned for massive class action suits. And once the company you represent smells it too theyll find youre not nearly smart or powerful enough and theyll drop you in a firm that employs expertise and intimidation rather than down home hokum and smiley handshakes. And this is my favorite part, when your firm fires your obsequiese ass for losing their client... Oh my God! The Stress! Your tan will fade, youll gain a few pounds, drink a bit more, scream at the kids, and maybe your wife will finally leave you. For the realtor who sells your house because after all hell still be able to afford Chris