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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your Thanks giving day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as humans best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.Q: Why doesnt your government give Tibet back to its monks?A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?A: Because our parents dont fuck around. ? ----------------------------------------------------------- ? 首先我觉得有眼睛的人多看得出来这篇文章是写来搞笑的，被问过这些囧问题的同学看到这些回答八成会觉得很爽。反正我当时爽翻了。 ? 那些觉得全世界都没素质的人就当打错了瓶酱油赶紧回家给你家狗狗洗澡什么的吧，就别留言了，我发篇日志以后留着看还得顺便跟人喷上几架，我有病啊？