314TheOneWithPhoebe’SEx.doc

314 The One With Phoebe’S Ex-Partner [Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]Singer: (singing)Cause every time I see your face, I can’t help but fall from grace. I know.....Joey: Wow! This girl is good.Phoebe: Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before.Chandler: I like her.Phoebe: (to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?Chandler: Well, that’s pretty much all I am looking for from these people.Monica: (to Phoebe) Look at you. All jealous.Ross: Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Yknow, she’s more..(shakes his shoulders, like he’s dancing) yknow, and you have more (sees the look from Phoebe and stops)Singer: (singing) beside meeeee-eeee-ee. (everyone applauds her).Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy she’s done.Singer: Okay, my next song’s called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say. I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn’t Have Left You That Way.(The gang all looks at Phoebe.)Phoebe: Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning?songs. OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, later.]Singer: Hey Phoebe.Phoebe: Hey Leslie, how will you know I will be here?Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. I will like know whether that’s several big fish or just one big fish.Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.Phoebe: Actually I said she abandoned me to write jingles.Joey: (to Leslie) Ah, anything we might of heard of?Leslie: Ah, yeah, umm. (singing) Home is never far away..Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.Leslie: Yeah, but, I don’t do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldn’t come up with anything good, so they fired me.Phoebe: Hmm, bummer.Lesli