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? What do you call a sheep with no legs?A cloud.(Jon)? Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem? (Scott)? What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)? How do you know if your a red neck?You go to the family reunon to find a date! (Faithe Ainsworth)? Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window. (Kyle Burglie)? Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!! (Pisshead Bonehead)? Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didnt do?Teacher: no, of course not.Sam: good, because i didnt do my homework. (Scott)? What is green and smells?Hulks fart.(Azbar Kahleed)? Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?Becase he was a party pooper. (Briana)? You so short you have to look up to look down. (Crystal)? Yo mamma is so fat:She eats Wheat Thicks.Were in her right now.? She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, FREE WILLY. (M.P. Monaghan)? Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, What a treasure! and your father said, Yea lets go bury it. (M. P. Monaghan)? Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window. (M. P. Monaghan)? How do you make a blondes eyes sparkle?Shine a torch into her ear...?? How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?His lips are moving.?? Why wont sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.?? What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?Not enough sand.?? Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?Take your foot off his head.?? Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?No? Good!?? Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.?? Whats the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A vampire only sucks blood at night.?? Yo mamas so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.?