老友记第一季 第21集The One With The Fake Monica.docVIP

121 The One With The Fake Monica假莫妮卡 [Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone is looking at papers.] Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number? 怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号码? Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent! 我也不知道,你看他们花了多少钱 Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought. 你只须付你所买的东西 Monica: I know. Its just such reckless spending. 我知道,他真是挥霍无度 Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, theyve kind of already thrown caution to the wind. 我想他偷去你的信用卡时，根本就已忘了王法 Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. 真是个变态,花了69.95元买“神奇拖把” Monica: Thats me. 我买的 Phoebe: Oh! The yuk! Ross, hes doing it again! (Points to a lamp which is shaking behind the sofa) 哦,讨厌.罗斯,他又这么干了 Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachels room) come here, Marcel- 马修,别再侵犯那盏灯了，停止侵犯.现在,马修,过来,马修 Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! Ill get him. 不,又到我房里了,我去抓它出来 Monica: Ross, youve got to do something about the humping. 罗斯,你得想办法阻止 Ross: What? Its, its just a phase. 什么?这只是个阶段 Chandler: Well, thats what we said about Joey... 我们当时也是这么说乔伊的 Ross: Would you all relax? Its not that big a deal. 你们冷静点行吗?这又没什么了不起 Rachel: (Out of shot) Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey! 马修,停,坏猴子 Ross: What? 又怎么了? Rachel: Lets just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious. 我只能说,我的好奇乔治玩偶不再好奇 Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachels, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.] Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing. 摩妮卡,你还是无法释怀 Monica: This womans living my life. 这女人过着我的生活 Rachel: What? 什么? Monica: Shes living my life, and shes doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that Im intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies. 她过着我的生活,而且过得比我好, 看,她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏, 她买的衣服是我早就想买的, 她花了三百块买艺术用品, Rachel: Youre