生活大爆 炸第三季剧本-S3E1.docVIP

《生活大爆炸》前情回顾 Previously on The Big Bang Theory... 我和莱纳德 沃罗威茨 库萨帕里 I am going to the Arctic Circle 要去北极圈 with Leonard,Walowitz,and Koothrappali. -去三个月 -没错 - For three months? - Yes. 你说会想我是什么意思 What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me? 意思是我不想你走 It means I wish you werent going. [三个月后] 谢天谢地 到家了 Oh,thank God were home. 难以置信我们在那冰冷的地狱呆了3个月 I cant believe we spent three months in that frozen hell. 简直就是个噩梦 梦里漫天飞雪 而又无法醒来 It was like a snowy nightmare from which there was no awakening. 我不知道你们对北极考察的感想 I dont know what Arctic expedition you guys were on, 我只觉得意犹未尽 but I thought it was a hoot and a half. 你好 妈妈 Oh,hi,Mom. 不 我说了 到家了再打电话给你 No,I told you Id call you when I got home. 我还没到家呢 Im not home yet. 行了 到家了 All right,Im home. 北极考察非常成功 The Arctic expedition was a remarkable success. 说不定我将来能得一个诺贝尔奖 Im all but certain theres a Nobel Prize in my future. 其实 不应该这样说 Actually,I shouldnt say that. 我完全确定能得 Im entirely certain. 不 妈妈 我感觉不到你的教会小组为我祈祷平安 No,Mother,I could not feel your church group praying for my safty. 就算我平安回家也不证明祈祷有效 The fact that Im home safe does not prove that it worked. 这个逻辑完全是个谬误 The logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc. 不 我没有用爱斯基摩口吻跟你顶嘴 No,Im not sassing you in Eskimo talk. 我去告诉佩妮我们回来了 Im gonna go let Penny know were back. 妈妈 我得挂了 Mother,I have to go. 爱你 拜 Yeah,love you. Bye. 好啊 老朋友 Hello,old friend. 爹爹回来了 Daddys home. 莱纳德 你回来啦 Leonard,youre back. 对 我过来跟你说... Yeah. I just stopped by to say-- hmph! -嗨 -嗨 - Yeah. So,hi. - Hi. 妈的 早知道我先来说我们回来了 Damn it,I should have gone over and told her we were back. 就是 先到先得嘛 Yeah,it was first-come,first-serve. 先跟你们俩声明 I just want you both to know, 等我发表我的发现时 When I publish my findings, 我不会忘记你们的付出的 I wont forget your contributions. -太好了 -谢谢 - Great. - Thanks. 但在诺贝尔领奖感言中不能提及你们 Of course,I cant mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech, 不过写传记时 but when I get around to writing my memoirs, 我会在注脚上提到你们或者给你们一本我签名的传记 you can expect a very effusive footnote and perhaps a signed copy. 我们得告诉他 We have to tell hi