生活大爆 炸第三季剧本-S3E13.docVIP

我们好像好久 Seems like forever 没有四个人一起出来吃饭了 我是说 Since the four of us have been out to eat you know? 没有女生的情况下 Just the guys. 够了吧 我们知道了 Oh god! Yes we get it. 你现在有女朋友了 You have a girlfriend now. 搞得你小嫉妒了吗 真不好意思 A little jealous sorry? 谁嫉妒了 No Im not jealous. 好吧 为了能嘿咻我愿意付出一切代价 All right Id kill a hobo if itll get me laid. 可以点菜了吗 Now can we order? 天啊 他们更新了菜单 Oh dear lord they re-did the menu. 那又怎样 菜又没变 So what? Its the same food. 是吗 看看这个 Oh is it? Look at this. 左宗棠鸡[被归为湘菜] General tsos chicken 它不是在招牌菜之列了 Is no longer listed under Specialties. 而是归在鸡料理下面了 Its now under Chicken. 所以呢[So与Tso同音] So? 是的 是左宗棠鸡 Yes general tso. 我不是说左 我是问所以呢 Not Tso The chicken So The question. 所以呢 So? 所以 它为什么不是招牌菜了呢 So why is it no longer a specialty? 这里的厨师是对这道菜没了信心 Did the chef lose confidence 还是对他自己没了信心啊 In the dish or himself? 再看这里 And look over here. 强盗酱沾鲜虾 Shrimp in mobster sauce. 强盗酱是什么 What is Mobster sauce? 这明显是打印错误 Its obviously a typo. 也许吧 也可能是这家餐馆现在是 Perhaps. Or perhaps this restaurants 一场有组织的犯罪活动的前线阵地 Now a front for organized crime. 就上面的介绍来看 强盗酱里包含 For all we know the mobster sauce 丰富的已死强盗的肉 Contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters. 不不不不 我觉得它的意思是 No no no no-- I think it just means 这是一种强盗们喜欢的酱料 Its the kind of sauce that mobsters like. 没那么复杂啦 It doesnt mean any of that! 只是打印错误而已 Its a typo. 这样吧 我们还是去吃批萨 You know what? Lets just get a pizza. 好主意 我们去柯里昂意式餐厅 Good idea. Well go to corleones. 当然好 那儿可没有强盗 Sure no mobsters there. 知道不 我越想越觉得 You know the more I think about it 强盗酱里不可能包含 the mobster sauce couldnt possibly contain 丰富的强盗肉 chunks of mobster. 这又是为什么呢 And why is that? 它被归在海鲜里 It was listed under Seafood. 如果他们是一群跟鱼睡觉的强盗呢 What if they were mobsters who slept with the fishes? 莱纳德 这可是很严肃的话题 Leonard are we having a serious conversation or not? 天啊... What the...? 电视机不见了 The tv is gone. 我们的笔记本也没了 So are our laptops. 老天 Oh god. 老天 Oh god. 老天爷啊! Oh god! 还好还好 Its all right. 我的漫画书都还在 They didnt take my comic books. 他们拿走了我们的电视机 Th