生活大爆 炸第三季剧本-S3E20.docVIP

靠 我的维萨卡被撤了 Oh,damn,they canceled my Visa. 哦也 新的万事达卡 Oh,yay,a new MasterCard! 干嘛 What? 我本来想拿信件 I was going to get my mail. 拿啊 Okay. 难道你想通过心灵感应来拿吗 Are... are you hoping to get it telepathically? 你是说意念取物吧 I think you mean telekinetically. 不是 And no. 我只是不确定用哪种社交礼节 I just wasnt sure of the proper protocol 因为你和莱纳德如今不交媾了 now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus. 老天 你就不能说不再见面交往吗 God,can we please just say no longer seeing each other? 那得真的不见才行 Well,we could if it were true. 可你们住在同一栋楼里 But as you live in the same building, 低头不见抬头见 you see each other all the time. 唯一改变的变量是交媾 The variable which has changed is the coitus. 咱来定个协议 Okay,heres the protocol: 你我继续做朋友 you and I are still friends, 还有你别再说交媾 and you stop saying coitus. 好啊 Good,good. 我很高兴我们还是朋友 Im glad were still friends. 真的吗 Really? 当然 适应你出现在我日常生活中 Oh,yes. It was a lot of work 可花了我不少功夫 to accommodate you in my life. 而我很讨厌白费功夫 Id hate for that effort to have been in vain. 好吧 Right. 再问清楚 我不能跟所有人说交媾 Just to be clear,do I have to stop 还是只是不能跟你说 saying coitus with everyone or just you? 所有人 Everyone. 协议条款真苛刻 Harsh terms. 不过没关系 我可以用性交代替 But all right-- Ill just substitute intercourse. 这下好了 Great. 或者用私通 Or fornication. 但这个带有批评色彩 Yeah. But that has judgmental overtones, 还是作为备用吧 so Ill hold that in reserve. 你最近怎样 So,how you been? 我的存在是个连续统一体 Well,my existence is a continuum, 所以在指定期间的每个时间点都是一样的 so Ive been what I am at each point in the implied time period. 你就是逗我玩 是吧 Youre just coitusing with me,arent you? 逗你玩 Bazinga. 莱纳德好吗 Hows Leonard doing? 他表面很好 He seems all right. 但他花了很长时间 Although he does spend a disturbing amount of time 盯着你的照片 looking at photographs of you 嗅着你枕过的枕头 and smelling the pillow you slept on. 我想起来了 Oh,but now that I think of it, 他叫我不要告诉你 he asked me not to tell you that. 我会假装没听见 Ill pretend I didnt hear it. 我宁愿你假装我没说过 Id rather you pretend I didnt say it. 你买了意大利妈妈大蒜意粉酱 I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce. 对 Yep. 我妈妈也用这种酱 Thats the sauce my mother uses. 她喜欢意式烹饪 She likes cooking