生活大爆 炸第三季剧本-S3E22.docVIP

粉色指甲油 Okay,Babydoll Pink, 看看你能不能把我爸遗传的大脚遮小点 lets see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dads feet. 谢尔顿 就两度 Its just two degrees,Sheldon. 我只想把恒温器调高两度 I just want to turn up the thermostat two degrees! 让我像你指出 两度 Let me point out that two degrees 可以是水和蒸汽的差异 can be the difference between water and steam. 我们又不是住在茶壶里 Yes,if we lived in a teakettle. 你在室友协议中同意了这个温度 This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement. 去你的室友协议 Aw,screw the roommate agreement! 不许你鄙视室友协议 No,you dont screw the roommate agreement. 室友协议鄙视你 The roommate agreement screws you. 跟你的恒温器下地狱去吧 You know what,go to hell and set their thermostat. 我根本不用下地狱 I dont have to go to hell. 调成73度 我已经在地狱了 At 73 degrees,Im there already! 谁啊 Who is it? 莱纳德 Leonard. 等等 Hang on. 我今晚能睡你沙发上吗 Can I sleep on your couch tonight? 可以 Uh,well,you can try, 不过对门的人一直很吵 but the people across the hall are being very noisy. 你听到了吧 You heard that,huh? 显然 一个想调恒温器 Apparently,the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat, 另一个又发疯了 then the other fella went bat-crap crazy. 你也觉得他是疯子吧 So you agree,hes nuts. 没他的室友那么疯 Well,not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him. 信不信由你 我刚认识他时他更疯 Believe it or not,he was worse when I met him. 我才不信呢 Oh,I do not believe that. 你太傻太天真了 You are so naive. 就像七年前的我 Just like I was seven years ago. 我刚开始在大学工作 Id just started at the university. 请问 谢尔顿·库珀家在哪 Excuse me,Im looking for Sheldon Coopers apartment. 你是来看房的吧 Oh,I bet youre here to check out the room for rent. -对 -兄弟 快跑 - Yeah. - Run away,dude. 什么 What?! 跑快点 跑远点 Run fast,run far. 那应该是第一条线索 That should have been my first clue. 谢尔顿的前室友要你赶紧逃跑 So Sheldons last roommate tried to warn you off? 我当时只觉得他是个疯子 For all I knew,he was the crazy one. 他的样子很像疯子 He had this really deranged look. 跟谢尔顿住能不疯吗 Well,yeah,hed been living with Sheldon. 现在明白也太迟啦 Sure,it makes sense now. 接着 我上楼敲门 Anyway,I went upstairs and knocked on the door. 有事吗 Yeah? 你是库珀博士吗 Dr. Cooper? 你找的是对门的疯子 No,you want the crazy guy across the hall. 回想起来 那是第二条线索 In retrospect,t