生活大爆 炸第三季剧本-S3E10.docVIP

莱纳德 看我的 Hey, Leonard, check this out. 莱纳德 她又来了 Leonard, shes doing it again. 我觉得你调戏食物会让谢尔顿郁闷 I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food. 不 应该是她从碗里随便拿起食物 No. It upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it 而不顾还要平均分配的问题时 from the containers without regard 让谢尔顿很郁闷 for its equitable distribution. 这就是印度有饥荒的根本原因 This is essentially why you have famine in India. 你要我吐回去吗 You want me to put it back? 莱纳德 Leonard. 当你调戏谢尔顿时会让谢尔顿郁闷 It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon. 怎么样啊 我亲爱的呆瓜们 Whats up, my nerdizzles? 拉杰 谢尔顿 Raj, Sheldon, 我想将我的女朋友伯纳黛特引见与你们 I want you to meet my girlfriend Bernadette. 你好 莱纳德 佩妮 Hello. Leonard, Penny, 你们认识我的女友伯纳黛特的 you know my girlfriend Bernadette. -嗯 -嗨 - Yeah. - Hey. 伯纳黛特 跟呆瓜们说绝对的 Bernadette, say foshizzle to my nerdizzles. 我不能这么说 I dont think I can. 我没有霍华德那种街头痞子风 I dont have Howards street cred. 我希望这没造成问题 I hope its all right-- 我跟我的女朋友伯纳黛特说 I told my girlfriend Bernadette 她可以跟我们共进晚餐 she could join us for dinner. 当然可以 人多乐趣多 Sure. The more, the merrier. 不对 这是个错误的对等关系 Wa-- no, thats a false equivalency. 人多不等于乐趣多 More does not equal merry. 如果这公寓里现在有两千人 If there were 2,000 people in this apartment right now, 那我们会很开心吗 不 我们会窒息而死 would we be celebrating? No, wed be suffocating. -谢尔顿 -别郁闷我 - Sheldon... - Dont Sheldon me. 我们定的是五人份 不是六人 We ordered for five people, not six. 来不 没事儿的 Oh, come on, its fine. 我们全部摊在桌上分享就好 就像家庭聚餐式的 Well just put it all on the table, you know, family style. 噢 那是 当我们家庭聚餐时 Oh, sure. And while were at it, 为什么不把手背到背后 why dont we put our hands behind our backs, 来个老式的进食大赛呢 have an old-fashioned eating contest? 放轻松 没事儿的 Relax, itll be fine. 做吧 你们 Sit down, you guys. 别 别 别 No! No! No! 怎么了 What?! 对了 你不能坐那儿 Oh, yeah, you cant sit there. 为什么不能 Why not? 那是谢尔顿的专属座位 Thats where Sheldon sits. 他不能坐其他地方吗 He cant sit somewhere else? 不 不 不 你看啊 在冬天呢 No, no, no-- you see, in the winter, 这个座位与暖气片的距离足够让他保持温暖 that seat is close enough to the radiator so that hes warm, 但又不会太近以至于出汗 yet not so close that he sweats.