你今天心情不好么？.ppt

你今天心情不好么？ 由 NIHAOLIFE 创建 但最棒的莫过于，爱情。 But best of all, there’s romance. 那意味着如梦似幻的长久凝视。 Which means long dreamy stares. 在耳边甜言蜜语， Whispering sweet nothings. 拥抱。 Cuddles. 拥吻。 Smooches. 更多的拥吻。 More smooches. 还有更多的拥吻。 And even more smooches. 一个充满爱意的调皮的咬痕，或是两个。 A frisky love bite or two. 然后，嗯，什么事都可以都会发生。 And then, well, anything goes. 你如何才能找到“仿佛滑入一个温暖的泡泡浴池”那种幸福的感觉呢？ So how can you find that blissful “just sliding into a hot bubble bath” kind of feeling. 其实很简单。 It’s easy ! 首先，停止逃避那些纷纷扰扰的纠纷，该是勇敢面对问题的时候了。 First, stop slinking away from all the those nagging issues. It’s time to face the music. 现在，稍稍地放松心情，深呼吸， （从鼻子吸气，从嘴里呼气。） 试着沉思冥想，如果可以的话。 Now, just relax. Take some deep breaths ( in through the nose and out through the mouth) . Try to meditate if you can. 你在强大的压力下顶替他人的位置。 You’re under major pressure to fill someone else’s shoes. 你的老板对你百般挑剔。 Your boss is picking on you. 办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。 And everyone in the office is driving you crazy. 你可能会头疼欲裂。 You might have a splitting headache. 或重心不稳，跌个正着。 Or a slipped disk. 口臭 Bad breath 牙痛 A toothache 不停放屁 Chronic gas. 不管什么原因，你确定上面有人不喜欢你。 Whatever the reason, you’re convinced that someone up there doesn’t like you. 唉，该怎么办，到底该怎么办？ Oh what to do, what to dooo? 嗯，你可能跟大部人一样，随便找个东西躲起来，以为事情会自行解决。 Well, if you’re like most people, you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out. 结果你得花掉下半辈子的时间回头看，等着一次又一次重蹈覆辙。 Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, waiting for everything to go wrong all over again. 最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的， All the while becoming crusty and cynical 或者是一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。 Or a pathetic, sniveling victim. 最终你绝望地躺在地上，祈求地球将你吞没， Until you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the earth to swallow you up 或是沉迷在比利·乔的蓝调音乐中不能自拔。 Or, even worse, become addicted to Billy Joel songs. 这的确很蠢，因为你只能年轻一次。 This is crazy, because you’re only young once. 而且绝对不可能老两次 And you’re never old twice. 谁会料到有什么奇妙的事情在拐角处等着你？ Who knows what fantastic things are in