荆轲刺秦剧本-荆轲刺秦王话剧精选.doc

荆轲刺秦剧本-荆轲刺秦王话剧 英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王 4-5人剧本，短小搞笑 Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；荆轲妻；谋士阿三；莫愁；旁白 旁白(Aside )/介绍： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起 两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? 李莫愁：Momma always said: 荆轲再次大笑 太子丹：May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, thats a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful g