老友记 第一季 第十七集 剧本Friens 1x17 The Tw Parts 2.doc

The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Written by: Marta Kauffman and David Crane.Transcribed by:  HYPERLINK mailto:tennant@argonet.co.uk Tennant Stuart and  HYPERLINK mailto:mmatting@ Mindy Mattingly. Opening Credits [Scene: An Emergency Room, Rachel and Monica enter.? Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support.] Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks shes heard it all before.) Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something. Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? (Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.) Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me. (Monica helps Rachel over to a vacant seat.) Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. (Monica starts on the form, while Rachel catches her breath and massages her ankle.) Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call? Rachel: You. Monica: Really? Rachel: Yeah. Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. (Touched, she puts an arm around her friend and kisses her.) Oh gosh, love you. Insurance? Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that. Monica: (No longer touched) you dont have insurance? Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost? Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars. Rachel: Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do? Monica: Well theres not much we can do. Rachel: (Like a big baby) Um... unless, unless I use yours. Monica: Hah, no no no no no no no no no no. Rachel: (Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my In case of emergency person? Monica: (Looking around to check that no-ones listening, then lowering her voice anyway) Thats insurance fraud. Rachel: Well, alright, then, forget it. (Getting up to go) Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow! Monica: (Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay