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Garfields Fun Fest scriptA long,long time ago,within a mystical forest, on a magical pond, there lived a frog named Freddy. Freddy was no ordinary frog. Okay,he was sort of ordinary. Freddy was the first funny frog. Not only was he the first funny frog,he was the first funny anything. Not even clowns were funny back then. Clowns were teachers and lawyers and used car salesmen. Just regular folks,like you and me. Soon Freddy was playing to packed houses. The creatures loved Freddy, and they wanted to be funny like him, but,alas,they didnt know what made him so funny. One brave bear cub stepped forward, conjecturing that the pond water made Freddy funny. He took a sip,and he became funny. Soon creatures came from far and wide to drink from this magical pond. They loved the good feeling they had after they laughed. Life seemed so much more manageable when they approached it with humor. Thus was the story of the creation of humor. Garfield! Odie! Breakfast.And they all lived happily ever after. The end. Lets eat. Why is it so dark in here? Huh? Work it. Good morning,boys! Am I supposed to eat those? Come on! Cheer up. Jon,its morning. Winning the lottery wouldnt cheer me up. Get with the program,big guy. Tomorrow nights the big talent show. - I know. - Its Fun Fest. I know. All right,Mr. Grumpy. Bet you cant guess what Im going to do for Fun Fest this year. That same dance routine youve been doing since 1978? The same dance routine Ive been doing since 1978, but this year,I feel it,Garfield,this is my year. Jon,that might have had a good chance of winning if it werent for the whole, disco is dead thing. Okay,laugh,you guys. At least Im putting some effort into it,as opposed to someone I know. Relax. Who wins every year? Lets see. I do. Arlene and I will knock em dead with our stand-up routine. You know what? You should forget the stand-up and do a dance with Arlene. Shes wanted to do that for years! Jon,read my lips. If it aintbroke,dont fix it,okay? Okay. What are you