英语短剧(三人)搞笑.docVIP

改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter. P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days. P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day. It`s 100 dollar. P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money. J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree. J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Of course.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:I see.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think? P:Why not. J:Let do it. S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first. P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noon J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning. 争吵 S：OK.Stop.Stop. As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same. P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元) If you make me win,it`s yours. S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon. J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again? S:The sun is farther away from us at noon.So you are wrong. J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind? S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong. (一起回去) P：What`s wrong with your face? J:清嗓子 S:I just