破产姐妹第一季第一集台词打印版.docx

破产姐妹 第一季 第一集 Pick up! Tables 12, 4, 11. 十二 四 十一号桌上菜 Got it. 来了 Hey, when you get a second, 等你丫有空... stop looking at my boobs. 麻烦把淫眼从我奶上移开 Excuse me. 麻烦一下 Waitress? 服务生 Dude? 小二 Hi, what can I get ya? 您好 请问要点什么 We need some... 我们要... Is that annoying? 看了会不爽吗 Is that obnoxious and rude? 觉得对方又欠扁又无礼吗 Would you find it distracting if someone did that to you 你工作时有人这么弄你 while you were working? 你会觉得烦吗 Oh, you dont have a job. Sorry. 哎呀 忘记你没工作了 抱歉 Damn, dude, she burned you. 靠 伙计 她完胜呀 No, hipster. 别搞错了 小痞子 Do not think were on the same team. 别以为我跟你是一国的 We have nothing in common. 咱俩到死都不是同路人 I wear knit hats when its cold out. 姐戴帽子挡酷寒 You wear knit hats cause of Coldplay. 二货戴帽学酷玩[乐队] You have tattoos to piss off your dad. 你的纹身是想气死你爹 My dad doesnt know hes my dad. 我爹压根不知他是我爹 And finally, 最后 you think... 你觉得 this is the sound that gets you service. 一声穿云指 我千军万马来服务 I think... 要我说 This is the sound that dries up my vagina. 一声穿云指 我如瀑下阴也干枯 The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one. 那位俄国服务生呢 怎么不见了 We need horseradish. 我们想要山葵酱 Please. 拜托您了 That, ladies, is how you treat a waitress. 妹妹真乖 这样才有礼貌嘛 Paulina! 宝莲娜 Oh, so... so good, oh... 爽 爽死了 Oh, sorry, I didnt realize you were on break. 抱歉 不知道你在休息 I just need some horseradish. 我要山葵酱 - Here. - Oh, cool. -给 -收到 Excuse me, wheres my waitress? 请问 服务生去哪了 Shes coming. 她马上来[高潮] Earl. 厄尔 Earl! 厄尔 I made your favorite, red velvet. 我做了你最爱的红丝绒蛋糕 My little cupcake brought me a cupcake. 我的蛋蛋妹给我带来了小蛋糕 Let me pay you for that. 我还是把钱给你吧 Oh, no, no. Its on the house. 不用 我请客 Its your birthday. 你生日嘛 How old are you gonna be? 过完生日要几岁了啊 75. 七十五岁 Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger. 厄尔 你要小个三岁 咱俩就成了 Max, Max, big news. 麦克斯 麦克斯 大新闻 The new boss fired that Russian waitress, Paulina. 新老板炒了俄国妞宝莲娜 Turns out chesty Kournikova was Vladimir Puttin it out. 大胸金丝猫被发现其实是个死间谍 Hello today. I have paycheck for you. 早安 我带了你的工资