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人物：观音菩萨兼如花，唐僧，孙悟空，猪八戒，沙和尚，翠兰菩萨：Congratulations! You have succeded getting the Buddhist Scriptures.To reward you,we decide to provide you a free vacation. Now, you can discuss where you want to go. 孙悟空：Hainan .Of course! 猪八戒：I prefer Arabia. 沙僧：I’ll follow our master.（三人争吵）菩萨：(做头疼状)Be quiet !Listen to your masters suggestion. 唐僧：Bad guys,how can you ignore me? Slow down and take turns to speak one by one.You guys have stayed for a long time ,just like true brothers.You should learn to be modest ,friendly and kind to each other. Stop quarreling like this,OK? 孙悟空：Shut up! Or I”ll beat you.菩萨：(面向观众遮嘴说)Thats just what I want to say!!(转回来)Your master is right. Tell us why you choose the place . Wu Kong, U first. 孙悟空：How fantastic Hainan is!There are lots of fruits, especially bananas. Xixi, thats my favourite!!And trees are high enough for me to climb.The environment is nice and quiet,which is good for master to recite scriptures.Plenty of snacks are perfect for Bajie.Er, for Wujing he can enjoy the green water and blue sky and swimming there.Wow,its wonderful,isnt it? 猪八戒：You know what?You are out of fashion.We should hold an international view and move towards the world.Lets go to Arabia.Arabian dont eat pork,that is great.Besides, it’s a mysterious and beautiful kingdom. A man can have many wives.Haha,so I can...... 沙僧：Do you think about my second sister-in-law?She will kill you with a kitchen knife. 猪八戒：All right.Where do you want to go? 沙僧：We can go to Australia, Greece,Italy,Japan....On the beach,under the sunshine,we can enjoy the beautiful scenery.In addition ,there are lots of hot girls.Its very suitable for you. 唐僧：Listen to me .I’m your leader. I have decided, well go to Thailand. Our job is monk.Thailand is full of Buddhism culture. We can communicate with the local monks. Fruits, beautiful girls and places to swim,I can also find all of them in Thailand. Oh,I feel Im so smart.Do you admire me?hahaha...... (众人上前围殴) 菩萨：Where is the White Horse? 沙僧：He is