搞笑英语话剧剧本四人.docx

搞笑英语话剧剧本四人 　人物：T：唐僧；S：孙悟空 ；E：猪八戒；J：沙僧；B：白骨精（何平）； B1：B变成的村姑； B2：B变成的太婆；B3：B变化成的老头。 　　T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 　　S: Bajie,map! 　　E: (摸出，递给S) 　　S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） 　　T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 　　E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) 　　T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west 　　E: But…… 　　T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 　　E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. 　　S: Fat Pig! 　　E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. 　　S: You will what(凶相)? 　　E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 　　S: Hm! 　　T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? 　　E: You see , boss is hungry,too! 　　T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 　　J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. 　　T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 　　S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） 　　J: This is…..? 　　S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 　　T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! 　　S: Bye!(走) 　　T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 　　B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) 　　B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 　　J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 　　B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 　　T: Bomb?(打出) 　　B1: Double King! 　　T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) 　　S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 　　B1: （倒)Ah…… 　　T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 　　S: She is a monster! 　　T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) 　　S: Oh,please don’t…… 　　T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 　　S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) 　　T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! 　　B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆