丹尼自己的故事.pdf

英文名著3000 本 Dannys Own Story by Don Marquis TO MY WIFE 1 英文名著3000 本 CHAPTER I HOW I come not to have a last name is a question that has always had more or less aggervation mixed up with it. I might of had one jest as well as not if Old Hank Walters hadnt been so all-fired, infernal bull-headed about things in gineral, and his wife Elmira a blame sight worse, and both of em ready to row at a minutes notice and stick to it forevermore. Hank, he was considerable of a lusher. One Saturday night, when he come home from the village in his usual fix, he stumbled over a basket that was setting on his front steps. Then he got up and drawed back his foot unsteady to kick it plumb into kingdom come. Jest then he hearn Elmira opening the door behind him, and he turned his head sudden. But the kick was already started into the air, and when he turns he cant stop it.And so Hank gets 2 英文名著3000 本 twisted and falls down and steps on himself. That basket lets out a yowl. Its kittens, says Hank, still setting down and staring at that there basket. All of which, you understand, I am a- telling you from hearsay, as the lawyers always asts you in court. Elmira, she sings out: Kittens, nothing! Its a baby! And she opens the basket and looks in and it was me. Hennerey Walters, she says -- picking me up, and shaking me at him like I was a crime, Hennerey Walters, where did you get this here baby?She always calls him Hennerey when she is getting ready to give him fits. 3