婚姻幽默---真是经典啊！.docVIP

（婚姻幽默）---真是經典啊! Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默） Wife: What are you doing? 妻：你在作什麼啊？ Husband : Nothing. 夫：沒作什麼。 Wife : Nothing...? Youve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。 Husband : I was looking for the expiry date. 夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife : Do you want dinner? 妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？ Husband : Sure! What are my choices? 夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？ Wife : Yes or no. 妻：要或不要。 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why? 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？ Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。 Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you! 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！ Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one? 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。 Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I dont have any worries or troubles. 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。 Girl: Well thats because we arent married yet. 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。 Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。 Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddys lap. 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 _____________________________________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if my father hadnt left me a fortune? 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？ Honey, the woman replied sweetly, Id have married you, N O MATTER W