英语短剧三人搞笑.doc

英语短剧三人搞笑 英语短剧三人搞笑 英语短剧三人搞笑 改编自《两小儿辩日》 (J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger) 独白:The story happened in a sunny day、Two friends meet each other、 J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter、 P:Nice to see you,Jack、It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days、 P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day、 It`s 100 dollar、 P:Yes, it is、So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so、I suggest one of us can have it、Since it is in my hand,so… P:No ,I don`t think so、I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money、 J:Look at that person、Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us、 P:I agree、 J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Of course、What`t up? J:Here is the thing,…… S:I see、It`s really a hard question、Let me think、en…OK,I get an idea、Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money、What do you think? P:Why not、 J:Let do it、 S:Now you must listen to me carefully、Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us、So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first、 P:It`s easy、As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller、So,the answer is at noon J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard、As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot、That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning、 争吵 S:OK、Stop、Stop、 As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect、I think the range is the same、 P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边,拿出50美元) If you make me win,it`s yours、 S:(think for a while)、It`s a deal、(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now、I`ll correct my answer、Petter is right、The answer is at noon、 J:What?We need to talk、(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly、Could you say it again? S:The sun is farther away from us at noon、So you are wrong、 J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind? S:No…Oh yes、You are right、Obviously,he was wrong、 (一起回去) P:What`s wrong wit