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恒星英语学习网 三打白骨精 Three Times ’ Beating Monster 人物： T 唐僧 S ：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J ：沙僧 B：白骨精（何平） B1：B 变成的村姑 B2 ：B 变成的太婆 B3 ：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给 S) S: Look,boss ( 凑近 T) ………（T 、S 一齐转向 E ） T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don ’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me( 伸手拿回 ) T: ( 缩手 )I ’ ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But …… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递 )Here.Em …… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can on any more!( 坐 )My stomach doesn ’ t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will S: You will what( 凶相 )? E: (软禁 )I will help you catch fleas( 跳蚤 ). S: Hm! 获取更多英语资料 ,请登录恒星英语学习网 恒星英语学习网 T: （轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don ’ t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss ,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away … .. T: Em …… .It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!( 安装) （B 已躲在一旁偷看） J : This is … ..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss ’ s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em…… Wukong,you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!( 走) T: Let ’ s play cards!(三人开始打牌 ) 音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.( 变成 B1) B1: (接近三人，望着 )Can I join you? J : I ’ sorry,lady.m We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看 )Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?( 打出 ) B1: Double K