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英语小笑话非常短 【篇一：英语小笑话(非常短)!】 最新英语幽默笑话信息、英语幽默小故事、英语幽默小短文信息由沪 江网提供 【篇二：英语小笑话(非常短)!】 part-time job when my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. he came home all smiles. how was your first day? i asked. it was great, dad, he replied. i got to talk to some good-looking girls. since stephen is not very talkative, i asked, what did you say to them? do you prefer paper or plastic? 业余工作 我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品 的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。 “第一天感觉如何？”我问。 “好极了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。” 由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：“你跟他们说了些什么？” “你是喜欢纸包装 是塑料包装？” keys? kiss? a friend of mine was giving an english lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the united states. after placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. the class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an italian student and said, give me the kays. the man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn t heard him clearly, so he repeated. give me the kays. the italian shrugged his shoulders. then, he threw his arms around the teacher s neck and kissed him on both cheeks. 钥匙 是接吻 我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课。他们都是新近来美国 生活的。在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后，他请全班同学给他挑出尺 子，书本，钢笔等。课进行得井然有序，学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣 ，也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生，我的朋友说：“给我钥匙。” 那人看起来非常吃惊，也有点手足无措。看到这种情况，我的朋友想是他没 有听清楚，于是又重复了一遍：“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接 着，他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下。 prepare yourself a story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop. two days later he received a response: pop prepared. prepare y