愚人节笑话(全英文).pdfVIP

愚人节是西方的节日，你听过愚人节的英语笑话吗 ?现在，就让我们感受一下外国的幽 默，最好也把英语字典放在身边。 1.-what the day is it today? -today is april foolsday. -oh!you are wrong today is march the 31th.if you dont believe me please pick up the calendar. -oh!it is really april foolsday. -haha!you were cheated! 2.wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so ill be in your hands all day. husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily 3.a little boy asked his