愚人节笑话(全英文).pdf

愚人节是西方的节日，你听过愚人节的英语笑话吗 ?现在，就让我们感受一下外国的幽 默，最好也把英语字典放在身边。 1.-what the day is it today? -today is april foolsday. -oh!you are wrong today is march the 31th.if you dont believe me please pick up the calendar. -oh!it is really april foolsday. -haha!you were cheated! 2.wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so ill be in your hands all day. husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily 3.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married? the father replied: i don t know son. i m still paying!! 4.at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing? the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my mother in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!!! father said: wait!!!!!!!! i am coming with you 5.a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session. her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. the wife answered: thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? the husband laughed and said: an english girl!!! the woman kept quiet and left. two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: so honey, how was the trip? the wife: very good, thank you. the husband: and, what happened to my present? the wife: which present? the husband: what i asked for: the english girl? the wife: oh, that! well, i did what i could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it ’s a girl!!! 6.a couple goes to an art gallery. they find a pictu