愚人节英语笑话.pdf

1. why are people tired on april fools day? ( 愚人节人们为什么疲倦 ?) 答： because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。 march 三月 ; 行军 ) 2.what weather do mice and rats fear? ( 老鼠害怕什么天气 ?) 答： when its raining cats and dogs.( 下大雨。 rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? ( 狗什么时候不愿跟随主人 ?) 答：when their masters go to the flea market.( 主人去跳蚤市场时。 flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧 货市场 ) 4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的” ?) 答： are you asleep? (你睡着了吗 ) 5.what tree is always very sad? ( 那种树总是很伤心 ?) 答： weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep 哭泣 willow 柳树 ) 6.when can you get water with a net? ( 什么时候可以用网兜装水 ?) 答： when water is turned into ice. ( 当水结成冰时 ) 7.why is the pig always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃 ? 答： hes making a hog of himself. 它想成为一只肉猪。 8.whats the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么 ? 答： smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s. 微笑。因为两个字母 s 中间隔了一 里。 9.what question is that to which you must always answer yes? 什么问题你只能回答 “yes ”? 答： what does y-e-s spell? ( 当别人问你 ) “yes”怎么拼 ? 10.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪 ? 答： in the darkness. 在黑暗中 更多信息请查看节日。礼仪