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新守株待兔The farmer and the rabbits人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，C, D, E, 大树,农夫的妻子和儿子道具：手机，表，鞋，大宝霜，树，枪，绳，锄头，MP4，痒痒挠，头服饰，背景（草）等旁白：Have you heard of the story about a farmer and a rabbit? I’m sure you know this story well. Today, the story goes on. But as time goes on, the farmer has changed a lot. So does the rabbit. Let’s see what happens. 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was young, I studied in Nanhai Experimental Middle School. My school was good! My teachers were friendly. I went to Oxford University. And now I’m a rich, clever, cool farmer. [开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 007！This is my watch- Casio! This is my MP4! These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS! This is what I use-Da Bao(大宝) cream. And this is--- [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh, sorry.[扔掉苹果] not this one, but this---[从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what this is？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out! ! It’s my modern——Hoe~！！[看下表]?????? It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树：I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！] I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh? There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] How lovely! 兔子A：Hello, I’m a rabbit. My name is Meito. Now I’m just going for a walk. I want to keep fit because I’m a little fat. [农夫继续锄地，No pains no gains. Good good work day day harvest!边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）A rabbit? Wow, delicious lunch！Yummy,yummy! How about roasted rabbit for lunch? My son Harry will like it. [扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。(编舞)] 兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want?农夫：Huh…！I want you!... for lunch! Delicious lunch!!兔子A： Oh, gosh! ~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前] 农夫：Do you think you can run away? No way!! You are my lunch!! [农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。] 兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You cant hurt me! You cant hurt me！ Foolish farmer!树：[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurt me….Help! Help![痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] (加歌曲)[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪