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关于英语的笑话大全20个英语笑话爆笑超短 　　笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。小编整理了英语笑话，欢迎阅读! 　　英语笑话篇一 　　An Unwelcome Hornor 　　A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, “I have some good news and some bad news for you.” 　　Then Mr. Johnson said, “Please, give me the good news first.” 　　So the doctor said, “The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you.” 　　【中文译文】 　　宁可不要的荣誉 　　一位医生走进医院的病房，告诉强森先生：“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。” 强森先生说：“请先告诉我好消息吧!” 医生说：“本院的医师决定用你的名字，来为一种不治之症命名。” 　　英语笑话篇二 　　If I Am A Manager 　　One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition--If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “Iam waiting for my secretary.”was the boy’s answer. 　　【中文译文】 　　如果我是一个经理 　　一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。 所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。 我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。 　　英语笑话篇三 　　Sleeping Pills 　　Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribedsome extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awakebefore he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to hisboss, “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.” 　　“That’s fine,” roared the boss, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?” 　　【中文译文】 　　强效安眠药 　　鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床特别顺利。”“好啊!” 老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?” 　　 看了“英语笑话”的人还看了： 1.关于搞笑的英语笑话大全 2.关于简单的英文笑话大全 3.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则 4.关于简单的英语笑话大全 5.有关于简短的英语笑话大全