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Jack Black ..…Po (voice) Jackie Cha n ..…Master Mon key (voice) Dusti n Hoffma n ..…Shifu (voice) Lucy Liu ..…Master Viper (voice) Ian McSha ne ..…Tai Lung (voice) An geli na Jolie ..…Master Tigress (voice) Seth Rogen ..…Master Mantis (voice) David Cross ..…Master Crane (voice ) Michael Clarke Duncan ..…Rhino Commander (voice) Ran dall Duk Kim ..…Oogway (voice) James Hong ..…Mr. Ping (voice) 1 po 的梦境开场 lege nd tells of a lege ndary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of lege nd . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . the n he swallowed , and the n he spoke : eno ugh talk let s fight . he was so deadtljhiat his en emies would go bli nd from over-exposure to pure awesome ness! my eyes ... he s too awesome and attractive ... how can we repay you there s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desity( 实在找不出这个词是啥，怀疑是 FOE 带了个后缀，有知道的提醒我 ).never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out agreed ！ yeh ... But hanging out would have to wait , coz whe n you are facing a ten thousa nd dem ons of dem on mountain , there s only one thing that it matters , and that PO get up you ll be late for work what ?... PO 家里 po , get up hey po what are you doing up there ah .. nothing .. mon key man tis crane viper tigeress , roar~~ po ,let s go , you re late for work comin g... sorry dad sorry doesn t make the noodles and what are you doing up there , all that no ise oh nothing , just had a crazy dream about what ? uh ? what were you dream ing about what was I , ahhh, I was dream ing about uhhh no odles ... no odles ? you were really dream ing about no odles? uh yeh , what else would I be dream ing about ? tha nk you~~ ...oh ...careful that soup is ... sh