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小学的英语笑话 ：兄弟俩的对话 Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 父亲在哪儿? 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。” ：汽车配件 Automobile Fittings A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories附件 in the neighborhood? Mountaineer says, Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abrupt turn急转弯 ahead not far from here, and a clough深谷 just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories. You will spend no money at all. 一个卡车司机向一山民打听：“请问，这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件?” 山民说：“这条路上经常有人开英雄车，前面不远处是个急转弯，急转弯的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么样的汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。” ：拍卖会上 At Auction Fair At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says, Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her. On hearing the news, another chap小伙子，家伙 shouts out: I reward 300 dollars. 拍卖会上，有人的包丢了，里面装有重要文件。物主说：“有谁拣到送还，我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。” 话刚出口，就听有人喊：“我出300美元。” ：The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: Im not dead. Im still alive. Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you! 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。” 医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。” 听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。” 妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。” ：　I Dont Need to Steal Any More The owner of a large department store went o