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关于经典英语笑话故事精选 A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decidedshe would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldnt be as much work as say a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much. The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasnt more expensive, she agreed to buy it. The owner looked at her and said, Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff. The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She said she would buy it anyway. The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the birds cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, New house, new madam. The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought thats not so bad. A couple hours later, the womans two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, New house, new madam, new whores. The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the womans husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, New house, new madam, new whores. Hi George! A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, Buk Buk BUK. The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say, Buk Buk BuKKOOK! The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before. The two chickens return to the library in th