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有趣的儿童英语故事欣赏 Ice Fishing A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says: THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE 一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上，并凿出了一个大洞。然后听见一个声音说： 冰～下～面～没～有～鱼! Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said: THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE 这个外国人很疑惑，把她的工具挪动了100尺，再次坐下来，准备再凿一个洞的时候。再一次地，有个声音说： 冰～下～面～没～有～鱼! Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed: FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE 姑娘有点慌了，她将工具挪到最后这个点上，坐下来，拿起了她的螺丝钻。再一次地，声音响起： “最～后～说～一～次!冰～下～面～没～有～鱼!” Finally, she cant take it. She cries out, God, is that you? 她终于承受不住了，叫了出来，“是你吗?神?” NO, IM THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK “不，我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。” 天主教的狗 Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, Father, my dog is dead. Could ya be saying a mass for the poor creature? Father Patrick replied, Im afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and theres no tellin what they believe. Maybe theyll do something for the creature. Muldoon said, Ill go right away Father. Do ya think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service? Father Patrick exclaimed, Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didnt ya tell me the dog was Catholic? Muldoon一个人生活在爱尔兰的郊外，只有一只宠物狗跟他作伴。有一天，这只狗死了，Muldoon就跑去教区的神父那里，说，“神父，我的狗死了，你能为这可怜的小东西作个祷告吗?” Patrick神父回答道：“恐怕不行，我们教堂没有为宠物提供的服务;不过小巷那头有些浸信会的教友，也不知道他们是信什么的，他们可能会为这只小狗做些什么。” Muldoon说，“我马上就去，神父。你觉得为这项服务捐赠5000美元给他们足够了吗?” Patrick神父解释道，“圣母玛利亚啊!你怎么不说这只小狗信封天主教呢?” Flying turtle Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into