简短的英语幽默小故事阅读.docxVIP

简短的英语幽默小故事阅读 If only 倘若 A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road . 有个男人驾着车沿着一条又陡峭又窄小的山路往上开。 A woman is driving down the same road . 有个女人沿着同一条路往下开着车。 As they pass ench other , 当他们彼此错车时， the woman leans out of the window and yellsPI!! 这个女人斜靠着车窗向外太喊：“猪!” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, BITCH!! 这个男人立刻也斜靠着他的车窗向外大声响应：“臭女人.!” They each continue on their way , 他们各自继续开车上路， and as the man ronds the next corner , 当这个男人绕到下一个转弯处的时候， he crashes into a pig in the middle of road . 他竞撞上了在路中央的一只猪。 If onl