景点单词表_美联英语怎么样？.docxVIP

-- --- 朋友圈最暖心的毒舌，总有一款戳中你的心！ “ My prince is not coming on a white horse. He ’ s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused... ” “我的王子并没有骑着白马向我走来，很显然他正在哪儿骑着乌龟困惑不已 ??” “ Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you ’ r best things to ever happen to me. ” “亲爱的好朋友，请永远待在我的生命里，因为你是我遇到的最美好的事情之一。 ” “ Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I ’ ll give u it back!! “我能借个拥抱吗？我保证我会还给你的！！ ” “ Never go to bed angry ? Stay awake and plot revenge. ” “不要带着怒气上床睡觉 ??保持清醒计划复仇。 ” “ I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?. ” “我来到世界上有两个任务。让别人愤怒和让别人开心，你属于哪一类呢？ ”| “ My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. ” “我的钱包像洋葱一样。当我打开它时，它会让我哭泣。 ” “  I don  ’  t easily trust someone so when I tell you  trust you.  ’  Don  ‘I’  t make me regret it.  ” “我并不轻易相信别人，所以当我跟你说  ‘我相信你 ’时，别让我后悔。  ” “ I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I my people skills are improving!. ” “我度过了没有用椅子砸别人的一天。我想说我的社交技能正在提高！ ” “ Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once. “有时我希望自己是一只章鱼，这样我就能同时扇八个人了。 ” “ Be happy in front of people who don ’ t like you, ‘ it kills them “在不喜欢的人面前开心， ‘这会让他们痛不欲生 ’。 ” “ Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who. ” “两个神秘人住在我的房子里。某人＆没人。某人做的，没人知道是谁。 ”